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Mark Twain Lies!

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by Mark Twain
37 minutes, 26 seconds
Two Unabridged Humor Essays
1882,1899


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Includes the Telltale Weekly comedic recordings of Mark Twain's "My First Lie (And How I Got Out of It)" and "On the Decay of the Art of Lying." From "My First Lie (and How I Got Out of It):"

"As I understand it, what you desire is information about 'my first lie, and how I got out of it.' I was born in 1835; I am well along, and my memory is not as good as it was. If you had asked about my first truth it would have been easier for me and kinder of you, for I remember that fairly well. I remember it as if it were last week. The family think it was the week before, but that is flattery..."

From "On the Decay of the Art of Lying:"

"Observe, I do not mean to suggest that the custom of lying has suffered any decay or interruption--no, for the Lie, as a virtue, a principle, is eternal; the lie, as a recreation, a solace, a refuge in time of need, the fourth Grace, the tenth Muse, man's best and surest friend, is immortal, and cannot perish from the earth while this club remains. My complaint simply concerns the decay of the art of lying..."

Two humorous essays/speeches read by Alex Wilson.

Categories: 150 cents, 19th Century AD, 2005 Release, 30-60 minutes, Alex Wilson (Reader), Essay, Humor, Mark Twain, Nonfiction, Popular Author, The Longer Stuff


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Mark Twain (1835-1910) was an American author and beloved humorist best known for his serial novels The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn. Born Samuel Clemens, Twain made a name for himself with his travel writing, anti-imperialism satire, and a white linen suit he wore when speaking in public.

Alex Wilson is a writer and stage/film actor from northern Ohio and now based in Carrboro, North Carolina. He starred in the North American Premiere of Richard Taylor's musical
Whistle Down the Wind and recently filmed The Third Cord with Emmy-nominated director Jack Lucido. His animated comics-parody film All's Fair in Love and Police Actions was recently selected as an iFilm Pick. He is the founder of Telltale Weekly and Spoken Alexandria. See his website for more. [new windows, all].


Funding A Free Audio Library This recording will be released under the Creative Commons Non-Commercial License on May 3, 2010 or after 100,000 purchases, whichever comes first. Read more.

Posted by alex at June 21, 2005 7:55 PM


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