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Skeleton Kiwi
August 20, 2008

My sister Jenna and I remember a tart soft drink when we were kids called Walkabout Springs Kiwi Juice. Neon green drink in a clear glass bottle. Black label and (I think) a kangaroo logo. I only remember finding/drinking it a few times, but it had such a unique taste that I can't help thinking about it sometimes, wishing I could try it again.

Kiwi Flavor Ramune Drink
Enjoy Pop Soda!!


As far as I can tell, Walkabout Springs is no longer in business (though the company had an energy drink as late as 2002). So Jenna went on a hunt this year to find an alternative, even going so far as to stink up her kitchen, experimenting with a make-your-own-soft-drink kit.

Kiwi Flavor and the babies
When we got our babies from the shelter in Nov.
2005, they (the shelter people, not the cats) said
they (the cats, keep up) were about three months
old, so we decided they should share a birthday
with me. Which means they turned 3 when I turned 32.
Which means a few of these bottles are theirs...


And then, just in time for my birthday, she found a little something by the Hadson Toko trading Company and sent me a dozen.

Kiwi Juice and Loki
Loki thinks of ways to trick Thor
out of her half of the loot.


It's got a unique taste (I'm not sure it's kiwifruit, but it's not like artificial orange tastes like orange either), though the one thing I'm sure I remember about Walkabout Springs Kiwi Juice was a stronger flavor. I'm also not used to corn syrup, so that's quite dominant to me, and it's hard for me to know for sure that there's _that_ much difference between this and, say, Sprite. But I'm thinking it's as close to the old Walkabout as I'm gonna get.

Thor Crazy for Kiwi
Thor's krazi for kiwi!


It has a neat Ramune-style bottle, with a little marble you pop out of place in lieu of a cap, which I've never tried or seen up close before. I tried to capture the magic a bit with this animated gif (150kb+).


Uh oh! Sugar crash!


Thanks, sis!


Filed Under: Beverage, Cats, Food, Journal, Kittens, Pretty Pictures, Vanity Smurf, Walkabout Springs


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Klean Kanteen FTW: Nalgene No More
August 3, 2008

So I'm an early adopter of at least one annoying habit. For eight or nine years now, I've carried around a 32 oz Nalgene water bottle almost everywhere I went. Work. Play. Home. Travel. Clarion. Bathroom. I'd fill it with water twice per day, on average.

This. Is. What. I. Drank. Out. Of. I remember going to parties and Jen telling me to put my Nalgene back in the car (I brought it with me out of habit, on accident, I swear!! I do have _some_ social skills...).

Thor with the Nalgene
I had to pry the Nalgene from Thor's
cold, furry paws.


I championed the Nalgene, because of its health benefits (hydration, hydration, hydration!), as well as the environmental and financial benefits (purchasing one kickass bottle every two years or so vs purchasing disposable water bottles wherever I went). Reasonable, right?

Early adopter or no, I bloomed late to the health risks of the BPAs and the polycarbonite plastics Nalgene uses. I took the "sure, isn't everything bad for you in large enough amounts?" line. But post head injury, I've forced myself to become more aware of everything that goes into my body. And something that's bad for you in large amounts is probably bad for someone who drinks 64 ounces of it per day, almost every day, for the better part of a decade.

Alex with Nalgene
One of the "publicity photos" Jamie
snapped for me a few years back.
Wanted to capture the real me...


So a few months ago, I finally switched to a 40 oz stainless steel Klean Kanteen. It's a clear winner, though not without downsides.

Klean Kanteen
Hey, I watch your baby-picture slideshows.
You can give five seconds to my water receptacles.


My big concern was that the metal would make the water taste tinny, as drinking out of aluminum or eating out of a can does. It doesn't. It's as flavorless as glass, which makes water taste _better_ than the plastic Nalgene ever did. And there's no musty smell that I'd get ever after the third or fourth wash of new Nalgene.

Desk Holder for Nalgene or Klean Kanteen
Drink-holder desk attachment.
Sorry, ladies. I'm taken.


It keeps the water cold--or at least feeling cold--longer, the way a can of soft drink can feel colder than a 20 oz plastic bottle in the same refrigerated case.

The 40 oz Klean Kanteen is the same width as the 32 oz Nalgene, so my two accessories (the shown desk-holder thing above and carabiner thing below--I think the latter's a Bottle Belt from REI) are compatible.

Thor seduces the Klean Kanteen
Thor finds love again.


(The white rope to the cap is a homemade thing, to make it easier to carry, to keep me from losing the cap, and to keep me from having to set the cap down where the cats will lick it.)

Loki Licks the Klean Kanteen Kap
One second rule: it's on the table for
one second, so it belongs to Loki.


The Kons of the Klean Kanteen? It's a little bit heavier (though I'm comparing a 40 oz Kanteen with a 32 oz Nalgene; there are smaller models). It's opaque, and there's no measurement lines to tell me how full it is. And I don't like (or at least I'm not used to) the cap options, compared with the wide assortment available for the Nalgene. FWIW, I did have a wide mouth Nalgene, so I don't know whether a small-mouth Nalgene's caps are interchangeable with the Kanteen's.

So now I'm the annoying guy who carries 40 oz of water around with him instead of 32. I can live with that.

Loki eats Nalgene
Sure, Loki likes the Kanteen's shine...
...but preferred (even as a baby!)
the Nalgene's chewiness.


Why not go with a BPA-free Nalgene? Yes, Nalgene now makes BPA-free plastic bottles. But seeing how they've insisted on the safety of their polycarbonite products up to and after replacing them with bottles they emphasize as BPA-free (as their largest selling point, even!), I think they've worn out any brand loyalty or trust I might have had. That's right, Klean Kanteen. Don't think you can phone it in and automatically keep my business. I'm a mercenary consumer!

Note that there's been no recall and that polycarbonite Nalgene bottles still seem widely available in outdoor stores, etc; if you do purchase a Nalgene plastic bottle, look for an indication that the exact one you're purchasing is BPA-free.

If I was going to go with BPA-free plastic instead of stainless steel (I think I'm too clumsy for glass), the Kor One looks promising. Supposed to come out this month. Given how much water I drink on a daily basis, I didn't think it would be a good idea to wait any longer.

Klean Kanteen
You put your weed in there.


Filed Under: Cats, Food, Health, Jamie Bishop, Journal, Kittens, Pretty Pictures, Vanity Smurf, Water, Well Awareness, World of Importance


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"Groundbound" in FutureQuake #10 (out now)
June 14, 2008

Futurequake 10


My five page science fiction comic story "Groundbound" with artist Shaun Gardiner appears in the current issue of the British comics-anthology series FutureQuake. Shaun and I are hoping to expand it into a four issue miniseries.

Groundbound by Alex Wilson and Shaun Gardiner


I don't think the book is available from Diamond, but I'll double-check. I'll be ordering a few copies direct on FRIDAY (June 20). If you're in the U.S. and want me to order you a copy (I'll absorb the overseas shipping, if you'll pay for cover price plus a buck or two for "local" postage), just let me know. LJ comments or contact form.

Groundbound by Alex Wilson and Shaun Gardiner


A few quick notes:

The script got some heavy tweaking/edits both from editorial before going to Shaun, and afterwards from myself and Shaun after some of those changes (and some of my own idiocy) created some issues I didn't foresee. The changes much improved the piece, I'd argue, and I'll post a few of the more fun alternative solutions we came up with in the next week or so.

Groundbound by Alex Wilson and Shaun Gardiner


I gave the sociopath-protagonist the name "Holly" specifically because I didn't know any Hollys personally when I wrote the script in late 2005. I've since met at least three, including my Clarion instructor Holly Black. Oops.

Groundbound by Alex Wilson and Shaun Gardiner


Also in 2005, not knowing what would sell and what wouldn't, I very occasionally reused science fiction conceits (like maybe twice in a couple dozen pieces). Sure enough, this shares an idea with "Outgoing," which was accepted for publication in Asimov's within a few months of my placing this with FutureQuake IIRC. Two very different stories and not the most important detail in either, but still.

Groundbound by Alex Wilson and Shaun Gardiner


And, finally, I wrote this as a "Future Shock" spec script for 2000 AD, and FS stories have a certain... expectation that comes with the final panel or two. I make no apologies for staying true to that here, but if structure-wise it's hard to identify this as an "Alex" story (whatever that means this early in my career)...

Groundbound by Alex Wilson and Shaun Gardiner


Filed Under: Comic Stripping, Journal, News, Pretty Pictures


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WisCon 2008: Best Mistake Evar!
May 31, 2008

So WisCon was probably a mistake, healthwise. I was beat even before my reading Friday night, and compromised my immune system so quickly and thoroughly that I caught a bug probably from the first hands I licked shook upon my arrival that afternoon. Saturday I was exhausted, even with naps and caffeine. By Sunday night, I got the tickle in my throat and couldn't leave the hotel room, was barely able to sit up and take advantage of the HBO*. And I'd finally almost gathered up the courage to introduce myself to Ted Chiang, too.

Clarion 2006 at Wiscon 2008
The Clarion 2006 partial reunion. Photo
courtesy of Vince, who has a larger version
(and his own blog about WisCon) here


Somehow managed to avoid the stomach bug/food poisoning that hit 50+ members of the convention, but I'm presently in day six of what l hope isn't more than a seven-day cold, worst that I can remember. My body's usually pretty stubborn--these last few bad-health-years notwithstanding--so it's a pretty big deal when I say this thing wiped me out. (and thus, we didn't think it possible but Alex gets further behind in his work and emails!)

Alex Wilson reading at Wiscon 2008
Alex does his, um, reading?
as JoSelle looks on in horror.


But! I'm glad I went. Yes, WisCon is kinda big for my taste. The few cons I've been to have been small and local, and I actually never got to run into a few people I wanted to see (not for lack of trying). But it was great fun, with a great mix of old friends, new friends, potential friends. Clarion buds Vince, Will, and Brad were there. First time I think I've seen anybody from that group in almost two years now. And quite a few people I've met online, but never in person.

Will Alexander
Is Will testing the camera?
Or is the camera testing Will?


It was also a good fit for Jen. Though she doesn't read as much SF, she's into the sociology stuff, and I think she even went to more panels than I did, since concentration is the first to go when my brain bucks are spent these days. We just might make a regular thing of this, maybe take a week off, visit friends in Chicago afterwards or some such thing.

No Adults in the Lego Zone
This made me sad.

The midnight reading seemed to go well. Not the best judge, I was so overcaffeinated and overextended. Excellent crowd, and a great group of co-readers. You hope for fine stories at these things, but here we had excellent, interesting performances as well (I knew Will and I had acting backgrounds, but what luck that JoSelle and Ben had such presence as well). And the audience responded so well! I have some video of it, too. Not sure what I'll do with it. At the very least, it'll be some bonus content for newsletter readers or something, at least until I sell the piece I read.

And I don't think I made a fool of myself too often throughout the rest of the con, though I don't think I've ever felt so self-conscious as I debated with each interaction: do I bring up the brain injury and risk looking like a sympathy whore or do I let this person walk away assuming I'm just a flaky dumbass? Tried both. Felt like a tool either way.

Gonna sign me up for next year and see what WisCon's like coherent. And it'd be nice to actually go to more panels, readings, and parties than I reluctantly miss out on.

*Watched Recount. Brilliant performances, except for the cringeworthy Gore and Bush impersonators. Overall, allowed me to relive that unique visceral disheartenment of 2000. So... thanks, HBO!


Filed Under: Acting, Brain Injury, Clarion, Con Reports, Journal, Lego, Peers & Peerless, Pretty Pictures, Prose and Poetry, Vanity Smurf


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Alex's Pregnancy Prevention PSAs
May 18, 2008

While I usually rely on my personality for birth control, I wrote/co-wrote three public service announcements (PSAs) last year for the Adolescent Pregnancy Prevention Coalition of North Carolina (APPCNC), directed by Steve Milligan (SM), who I've worked with enough that we're never sure whether it's a business lunch until we're leaving the restaurant (UWLTR). Two of the PSAs have been completed. A third (my favorite, actually) might happen, might not.

I believe the finished two PSAs are currently showing before films in a few NC Triangle-area movie theaters, and will be airing on assorted television stations across the state by the end of the month. If I understand correctly (I get this all third-hand), APPCNC has also licensed/sold the PSAs to other organizations, so you might see them pop up outside of North Carolina as well.

"Timing is Everything."

This first one is aimed at the younger folk:



"Unconditional"

This second one is aimed at parents (while I do often cringe at the manipulativeness of heartstring-type ads, I probably only would've had an ethical issue with the job if this was aimed at kids/teens):



Yes, that's me. And how's this for apt casting: while technically I could have been Lea's father, I would've been 14 or so when she was born.

Third one's also aimed at parents, but it errs on the fun side like "Timing." Here's hoping we get to see it.


Filed Under: Acting, Carrboro Area, Journal, News, Pretty Pictures


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LEGO: Steam Dart
April 21, 2008

Reasonably Clever hosted a Lego challenge last month: create a Steampunk "impulse buy" set, 50 pieces or fewer, just like they used to have in hobby shops and toy stores near the chashier. I made myself a Steam Dart (click for larger):

Steam Dart

Steam Dart back

Loose homage to my favorite impulse set of all time (says a lot coming from a classic castle gentleman like myself), set 6824 : Space Dart (1984).

Space Dart 6824


Filed Under: Journal, Lego, Pretty Pictures


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Bias Wars: Headline vs Copy
March 6, 2008

That's what I call balanced reporting!

CNN March 6

(click to enlarge image)

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/03/06/clinton-leads-obama-in-texas-caucuses-count/


Filed Under: Journal, Pretty Pictures, World of Importance


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The Dumb Man as Machinima
January 16, 2008

A few years back I narrated Sherwood Anderson's The Dumb Man, released it free with a Creative Commons License. I did it because it was interesting, because I was never sure what to make of something so strange and elusive, complete with a mysterious form (riddle? prose poem?). Of course I got a bunch of emails asking what the hell it was, and I never knew what to say...

Except that if I ever thought it was a silly exercise, then today I'm reeeaally glad I did it anyway.



Multimedia artist Lainy Voom contacted me last week with what she was working on: she's used it in a Second Life machinima, and it's astounding (and I'd agree with Cory Doctorow's comment: "the most beautiful machinima I've seen to date").

Love, love, love that I could be a small part of something like this, and that a seemingly incidental CCL-licensed work could have such a life beyond what I did with it. Thanks, Lainy!


Filed Under: Audio Projects, Journal, Peers & Peerless, Pretty Pictures


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Almost Made It
December 27, 2007

So black ice is real. I lived most of my life on northern Ohio roads. When it comes to ice and similar hazards, I'm an annoyingly cautious driver. Sure, I've pulled myself out of fishtails, and I've pushed myself out of snowy ditches. But black ice? Where the first sign of anything slippery is a complete loss of traction?

I've only hit black ice exactly once now: it was Sunday night, coming up 77 from Carrboro, North Carolina to Akron, Ohio, in the last half hour of a nine-hour solo drive.

Honda CR-V Alex Wilson


But once is enough, eh?

The driver who stopped and called an ambulance for me said I rolled twice, but I blacked out too soon to corroborate that. Walked away with nothing more than bruises and a mild head injury, if any head injury can be mild. Head's still swollen. Still can't focus for long periods, or stay awake for the better part of the day. But that'll get better.

The Honda CR-V's finished after taking the worst of it (2000-2007 with just under 160K miles on it; airbag never deflated, but it saved my life regardless). Got sick of picking broken glass out of my beard, so that's gone, too. My glasses were torn off me in the crash, but better torn outward than inward, I guess.

So the year ends the same way it begins, with an ambulance ride to the emergency room. Wheeee! I'm thinking 2008 must have something pretty wild in store, if 2007 is that adamant about keeping us from seeing it. But we're alive. We're happy. We're blessed.

Drive safely, all!


Filed Under: Brain Injury, Journal, Pretty Pictures, Vanity Smurf, Well Awareness


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SALE - "Spoils of Springfield" to Shimmer
December 21, 2007

It's a Christmas miracle!

Very happy about this. Shimmer's one of my favorite SF publications these days, if this post (LJ mirror) didn't already make that clear (and, incidentally, they're running their own subscription drive through January 10).

Loki hiding


No, Loki, we don't have to do something every time someone holds a subscription drive.

Loki sleeping


That's right. Back to bed.

"Spoils" is another pre-Clarion humor piece. With zombies. Or class warfare. Or my attempt to write a manga fight sequence as prose. Something. More about it later; I wanna save some stuff for the "reader bonus content" Shimmer runs for each issue.


Filed Under: Cats, Happy Fun Log, Journal, News, Pretty Pictures, Prose and Poetry


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SF Small Press Arrival Day
November 29, 2007

Guess what day it is!

SFSMAD1

It's SF Small Press Arrival Day! *

SFSMAD2

(*Not a real day.)

How do you feel about that?

SFSMAD3

Okay. Loki gets Shimmer, because he called it and there are rules, people!

SFSMAD Shimmer

Thor takes LCRW because she is mighty and demands it to be so!

SFSMAD LCRW

And I'll start with Apex!

SFSMAD Apex

But wait! Just what the hell is going on here?

SFSMAD4

Two copies of Apex #11?

SFSMAD5

D'oh!

SFSMAD6

I only have two cats, people!

Badsome Twosome

Excess copies should be going to new subscribers, not me! Because they only need seven more subscribers this month and they can raise their payrates! Hmm. Don't know what made me think of that just now. Anyway, what am I going to do with two copies (FWIW I did offer to send one back)?

SFSMAD7

If only I could give one away! Oh, wait a minute!

SFSMAD8

I can! Sweet nectar of being able to do things, I drink thee!

Take a bow, Thor!

SFSMAD1

Or a bath. Baths are cool, too. Whatever.

To get my extra copy of Apex # 11 (which, incidentally, goes up to... naah, too obvious), go read about their Subscription Drive and come back here and be the first to post a comment on LiveJournal. Thassit. No purchase/subscription necessary or test to make sure you've read it or anything. This is the honor system, people, and I'm not going to send my extra copy to a cheater, except on accident. Like how they sent it to me.

No animals were hurt during the making of this journal entry.

SFSMAD1

Loki and Thor dismiss all rumors about sharing a trailer on the set. They're just good friends and would appreciate it if you respected their privacy. Thanks!


Filed Under: Cats, Journal, Peers & Peerless, Pretty Pictures


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Scott Pilgrim is in my Pants
November 14, 2007

Ah, so this is why Harry Potter fans did the whole midnight-waiting-in-line thing.

Bryan Lee O'Malley's Scott Pilgrim, volume 4 was in the store this morning and is now is in my pants:

Scott Pilgrim in my Pants


(Great thing about these jeans is if someone asks me about SC on my walk home, I not only know they're cool, but also that they've been checking out my ass. One of those means they've got taste.)

Andrew and Vanessa, owners of Chapel Hill Comics had placed bets on whether it'd be me or one other customer first in the store today to pick said comic up. Strangely I'm bothered neither by this nor for the fact that I was second. Thanks for having, err, faith in me anyway, Andrew.

I'll try to read it over lunch. But no spoilers, please. Loki's still on vol 2:

Scott Pilgrim in my Pants


Filed Under: Carrboro Area, Cats, Journal, Peers & Peerless, Pretty Pictures


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Intermission - First Screengrabs
August 2, 2007

Intermission by Steve Milligan and Alex Wilson 2

Intermission by Steve Milligan and Alex Wilson 3

Intermission by Steve Milligan and Alex Wilson 1


Aha! Now I remember why I was so excited about this action-short, filmed mostly in Providence, RI in 2005. I co-wrote Intermission (working title; like six movies have come out since then with the same name) with my friend, director/cinematographer Steve Milligan. He shot it with one of those unusual camera formats where it's taken two years to get the footage off of the tape without paying a fortune.

Editing this thing's gonna be a nightmare, particularly the ADR work. But after my first look at the footage, I'm thinking we can turn this into something fun.


Filed Under: Acting, Film, Journal, Pretty Pictures


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Trinoc*coN 2007 Schedule, What I Look Like Now
August 1, 2007

Fri 8PMMeet the Guestswith everybody
Sat NOONPolitics in SFwith Dale Bailey, John Kessel, James Maxey, Bud Webster, and Alex
Sat 5PMScriptwriting across Mediawith George R R Martin, Alexandra Sokoloff, Scott Nicholson, and Alex
Sun 11AMStory Constructionwith Scott Nicholson, Mark Rainey, Warren Rochelle, Bud Webster, and Alex
Sun 1PMStorytelling across Mediawith Gene Kannenberg, Jr., K A Laity, Sandra McDonald, Alexandra Sokoloff, and Alex

I am soooo outclassed. (If this gets changed between now and Friday, I'll add an "Updated" to the header. Otherwise, look for last-minute tweaks near the registration desk. Visit the Trinoc-coN website for more info.)

If you're in Raleigh, NC this weekend and would like to say hello, here's what I look like this morning, according to the self-timer on my camera:

Alex Wilson, August 2007

But I might be wearing a hat this weekend. My hair is at that length where it'll stick straight up if I don't do anything, it'll look like a combover if I push it forward, and it requires a lot of "product" to keep back like this. (Though, looking at this pic, I should forget about figuring out what to do with hair now that I have it; I need to work on my smile.)

Edit: Okay, yeah. It turns out I'm wearing the same sleeveless shirt that I wore in my intentionally bald photo from the first time I shaved my head in '04. It's comfy.


Filed Under: Carrboro Area, Convention, Journal, NC, News, Peers & Peerless, Photos, Pretty Pictures, Prose and Poetry, Raleigh, SF, Science Fiction, Trinoc-con, Vanity Smurf, Writing Life


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Umoja at Eno 2007
July 11, 2007

Eno 2007 Sand Sculpture
It's the Eno picture tour 2007! Fourth of July was on a hot Wednesday. Jen, Mary, and I headed out to the 28th annual Festival for the Eno in Durham. It was my third time there, Jen's fourth. Not sure about Mary's Eno stats, but she went with Jen last year while I was at Clarion.

Eno 2007 Shag Alex
This is not a request.

Eno 2007 Boo Hanks
Boo Hanks at Grove Stage. Kickass blues player. 80 years old. The man recorded his first album last year and is currently considering whether he wants to pursue music as a career, after a lifetime of playing for friends and family. God bless him. I hope he does.

Eno 2007 Recycle-Monsters
The recycle-monsters.

Eno 2007 Fried Twinkie
My first deep-fried Twinkie. Been wanting to try one for years. It was okay. Like a warm donut on a stick. The cream turned really watery and gave it a sickening sweetness. Next time I think I'll just go for a warm donut.

Eno 2007 Corn on the Cob
Just to show it wasn't all junk food.

Eno 2007 Chimney
The chimney/remains of (IIRC) an old hunting lodge.

Eno 2007 Declaration of Independence
The reading of the Declaration of Independence by Durham councilpeoples and organizers.

Eno 2007 Paper Hand Giant Puppets
Giant puppeteers of giant puppets (Paper Hand) lead the parade. Amazing as always. We've seen them a few times over our five years in the NC triangle, but this might be the first time in daylight.

Eno 2007 African American Dance Ensemble
African American Dance Ensemble, who make me seem all cultured because they told the crowd that "umoja" was the Swahili word for "coming together" or "unity."

Eno 2007 Baron Von Rumblebuss and Redd Zeppelin
Baron Von Rumblebuss and Redd Zeppelin on the River Stage. Fun sound, groovy look, and they're local. I'll definitely be keeping my eye out for them.

Eno 2007 Jen and Mary
Jen and Mary. What's a river festival without a river? (Actually I don't think that's the Eno. I think it's a stream that runs into the Eno. But we can pretend.)

Eno 2007 Forest Fire Hydrant
Remember: only you can prevent forest fire hydrants.


Filed Under: African American Dance Ensemble, Baron Von Rumblebuss and Redd Zeppelin, Boo Hanks, Carrboro Area, Durham, Eno, Festival for the Eno, Fire Hydrants, Fourth of July, Fried Twinkie, Journal, NC, North Carolina, Paper Hand, Photos, Pretty Pictures, Vanity Smurf


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Inconsequential Art - Now Available
April 27, 2007

Inconsequential Art The first two issues of my humor minicomic Inconsequential Art are available now for a buck each.

These are business-card-sized and 12 pages each, including cover. First one features a comic story illustrated by Dennis Culver, plus a one page SF story-poem. Second issue has reprints of an interactive story (think "Choose-Your-Own-Adventure") which first appeared in the humor zine Planet Relish, as well as a fantasy gag cartoon.

Inconsequential Art - Size Comparison


Filed Under: Comic Stripping, Journal, News, Pretty Pictures


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I Have Hair Again
April 26, 2007

Supermodel With Hair April 2007

I'm actually quite happy with it. Thanks, Chia Pet!

(This is from a film project that I would share more readily if it hadn't turned out so dreadful. Unlike my beautiful, bountiful hair.)

EDIT: Wow. There actually is a Chia Alex. I've got nothing on reality.


Filed Under: Journal, Pretty Pictures, Vanity Smurf


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Clarion Epilogue: Look Who's Sucking Blood Now
September 23, 2006

Alex Wilson is the Man-Bat

Ted Hobgood turns me into a super hero and makes me think twice about ever posting another photo again.

You outdid yourself this time, my friend.

(Source image by Robert Levy can be found here.)


Filed Under: Clarion, Journal, Peers & Peerless, Pretty Pictures


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Clarion Epilogue: Final Photodump
September 9, 2006

Steve Berman - The Clarion Mosaic


Steve Berman - The Before Picture
I wanted to do one final photo-post with links to all my previous photodumps, the publicly-posted photos of my fellow Oh-Sixers, higher-res versions of photos I've posted over the last few weeks, and a few new pix that didn't fit anywhere else. Phew. So here's what we've got.

My Own Clarion Sets
Robert and Company
I took this with Robert's camera at the final night picnic.


Photos by other Clarionites

(If I missed any, then it might be because I wasn't sure whether a photo or photo set was meant to be public. Check everybody's Clarion journals regularly. I'll add any more sets as people bring them to my attention.)

Alex gives birth in front of Kelly Link. Major Clarion faux pas.
Alex gives birth in front of Kelly Link. Major Clarion faux pas. (Thanks, Robert, for capturing this special moment, and letting me post it and the one above). Okay, the last photo of me in a skirt for a while. Probably. No promises.


Filed Under: Clarion, Journal, Pretty Pictures


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Pocket-Sized Prayer Trees on eBay
August 28, 2006

Janet Chui - Prayer Tree My friend, the artist Janet Chui has some beautiful, pocket-sixed prayer tree paintings (along with some other stuff) on eBay this week. Janet and her husband Jason are leaving North Carolina for Singapore next year, and they could probably use the cash and freedom-from-having-to-move-this-stuff-across-Pacific.

And if you lose an auction (as I did yesterday), you can always ask Janet whether a print is available for purchase.


Filed Under: Carrboro Area, Journal, Peers & Peerless, Pretty Pictures


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Clarion Epilogue: Imagine What They'll Do With My Crossdressing Photos
August 24, 2006

My Chapel Hill buddy Ted Hobgood has determined that Chris's Clarion-volleyball photo was actually Photoshopped. And now Ted has found the original.

Alex Leaps


Click for a larger version.


Filed Under: Clarion, Journal, Pretty Pictures


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Thirty
August 17, 2006

So I'm thirty years old. And the cats are one. They're too old for kitten food and Cosmo says I'm too old to wear mini-skirts. I think that's bullshit.

Final Miniskirt Photo
Thanks to Will Ludwigsen for documenting this youthful indiscretion last month at Clarion. Clickie for a larger photo.


Filed Under: Clarion, Journal, News, Pretty Pictures, Vanity Smurf


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Clarion Epilogue: They Remember Me
August 11, 2006

Thor and Alex
Thor just wants to cuddle, but she's doesn't like it that my face is getting as furry as hers is.


We rescued Thor and Loki from the shelter in November, when they were three months old. That puts their birthdate in mid-August, so we decided that the three of us (Alex, Thor, Loki) should all just share a birthday. They'll be one year old when I turn 30 next week.

Loki and the pedicure
Loki is curious about my Clarion pedicure, but he runs away at the first of my "pet"-icure puns.


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Clarion Week 6: Graduation 2006
August 10, 2006

Alex at Clarion graduation


I'm back tracking a bit to Wednesday night, but I wanted to end talking about Week 6 with the Clarion graduation photos (view the complete set). Thanks to Will Alexander for snapping the above picture of whatever muppet got through the Clarion screening process. Man, I'm missing these people already.

Livia at Clarion graduation


For a more complete set of graduation day photographs, see Livia's Flickr set, though my set's got one advantage: I grabbed the above photo of Livia while she was preoccupied being in it.

To those I owe phone calls to: I apologize. Just when I thought my five-week cough was finally gone, it returned with a sore swollen throat. I'll know more tomorrow.


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Clarion Week 6: Always Bet on Black (in Mafia)!
August 9, 2006

Long entry, but if you want to skip the boring parts there are more, higher-res Clarion Mafia photos here.

The last Friday of Clarion was a pretty good day. I made some radical eating changes (giving up cough drops completely, giving up eating almost nothing but toast even though my stomach had trouble handling anything else, switching to bottled water exclusively for the last 36-hours) and by the afternoon I was feeling better than I had in weeks. More about health in a later entry, but the important thing is that in spite of health issues, I never missed a critique session and I read and critiqued every story at Clarion, even the ones I could have taken a free "pass" on. I don't have the sheet handy, but I believe that's 120 stories critiqued or 20 per week.

Kelly Link and Holly Black

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Clarion Week 6: Kelly Link and Holly Black Bring the Pain.
August 7, 2006

Kelly Link at Clarion 2006


On Friday night, the last night of Clarion 2006, Kelly Link and Holly Black brought the pain. And by pain I mean squirt guns.

Holly Black at Clarion 2006


Complete photo set here.


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Clarion Week 6: Impromptu Twelfth Night Reading
August 6, 2006

Will A reads as the Clown
On Thursday night, Will A. and Felice organized an impromptu reading of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night. And nobody reads as passionately as Will does.


Clockwise from Left: Vince, Will A., Steve G., Shveta, Jemma, Felice, and Michael. I'm holding the camera, probably missing my cue.

Vince gets chooled by Steve G., our only Clarionite with an authentic English accent.


Felice and Michael
Felice reads as Viola, and Michael as Malvolio.
Felice and Alex
Just before the reading, Felice and I finally made it into the same picture.


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Clarion Week 6: Kelly Link's The Cannon
August 3, 2006

Alex and Will, posing as Kelly Link
Alex and Will, posing as Kelly Link. Photo by Livia.
Kelly Link and Holly Black were scheduled to read at Archives last night, but Kelly was under the weather. Robert suggested that I read in her place, and she liked that idea. I still hadn't gathered up the guts to ask her whether she'd heard my narration of Most of My Friends Are Two Thirds Water (recorded with Creative Commons licensed permission), but it turned out she had and she rather enjoyed it. My inner fanboy breathes a sigh of relief.

Kelly suggested a few of her pieces, and, time-wise, the only one I'd be able to read in its entirety was "The Cannon" from Magic for Beginners. I read it for the first time an hour or so before the reading, and, because the piece is structured as a series of questions and answers, I asked fellow thespian-turned-Clarionite Will Alexander to read the questions. (more after the jump)

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Clarion Week 5: Fancy Dress Party
July 30, 2006

Steve G, Felice, and Will A
(left) Steve G. helps Felice with her hair. (right) Will A. phases in and out of the watergun fight.


So most of my photos of Saturday night's Fancy Dress Party didn't turn out so well, but here's what I got.

Luckily Livia and Vince have already posted their Flickr sets with plenty of manskirt goodness. And I know Robert caught a kickass action-shot of me with Kelly Link, so there should be more coming.

Holly Reads
Sean, Jemma, and Shveta listen as Holly Black reads them her favorite Potter-Spiderwick slash fiction.


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Clarion Week 5: A Laugh Observed and The Happy Dance
July 29, 2006

My fifth story went over much better than I expected. In fact, I think even the people who didn't like it, still liked it better than I did. I had worried that the story was too heavy-handed with the theme, but most people didn't even see it. Kelly Link and Holly Black both had very positive things to say about the story, which surprised me as well. I think they both gave this story the shortest critiques they've given all week. I'm not so sure this is a good thing as I'm almost afraid to show them any more of my writing now.

Vince, Felice, and Shveta do the happy dance
Vince, Felice, and Shveta do the happy dance for me, because my hands were full with the camera. It's also possible their happy dance had nothing to do with me.


At Clarion so far, I've done two "serious" stories. This is my third "humorous" story.
Robert, Steve G, Michael, and Sarah dancing at Harpers
Robert, Steve G, Michael, and Sarah dancing.
Just over half the class found this one funny, which was a pleasant surprise, because humor is so subjective. I think everyone "got it" (why/how it was supposed to be funny; I'd never suggest that those who don't share a very specific, subjective type of humor-sense "just don't get it"), and only two of the the nays had a very lukewarm reaction to the story--which is what I feel I really need to look out for. Regardless I think I've got some ideas from the group on how to make the story work once I have time to get it to final draft.

I'll have to crosscheck my notes to make sure I'm right about this, but I think it's interesting that those who enjoyed the humor in my first piece (the flash fiction I turned in after only a few days at Clarion) have not enjoyed my subsequent humor pieces at all. Which means I'm either really stagnant or really inconsistent in my humor style.

After a long week, a handful of us tried to go to a karaoke bar (Fridays at Crunchy's, across from Archives) last night. As Brad put it, they were using a toy karaoke machine that you might give to your child. We couldn't find a table where we could see or hear the "stage," and five feet away from the singer, you couldn't hear the music (and her/his voice only sporadically). So we bailed and went to Harper's, and got some dancing in before bedtime. It's too bad. I'm a better singer than I am a dancer, and it's been about a decade since I've done karaoke.

Decide amongst yourselves whether these photos were taken in the critique circle or at Harper's.

Brad, Michael, Alex, Robert, Vince, and Shveta.
Brad, Michael, Alex, Robert, Vince, and Shveta dancing. Thanks to Steve G for taking this last photo.



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Clarion Week 5: Ten More Days...
July 27, 2006

...til I see my babies again.

Thor and Loki


I've become such a sap in my old age.


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Clarion Week 5: Happy Birthday, Roomie!
July 25, 2006

Felice, my Clarion suitemate*, turns 23 today.

Felice


*Pictured above with birthday flowers sent from her boyfriend. Yes, due to a dormitory clerical error, I'm rooming with someone much prettier than I expected him her to be.


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Clarion Week 5: Jim C Hines and the Picnic
July 25, 2006

Jim C Hines
Jim C. Hines and his stack of rejections, including one from Clarion.

Jen and Alex at the picnic
Alex and Jen at the picnic (photo by Sarah). That's Hines in the back, because this entry is ostensibly about him.
Author Jim C. Hines came to speak to us on Sunday, and then joined us for a picnic. I read about 75% of his first novel Goblin Quest between Raleigh, Pittsburgh, and Lansing, and I've read about a page per weekend ever since. I'll get there.

Because I was a bit distracted during his visit (Jen was around), I'll point you to the man himself for the blog post about his visit: here. And about half of what he talked about, he also covered in his essay on landing anthology invites.

We finished the day with a few volleyball games. As with chess and pool (where I proved able to consistently sink the 8 ball before I was required to do so), it's been years since I played, and Clarion has reawakened my interest in the game. Not that I'll do anything about it. At least I hope I won't. The last thing I need is another hobby.

I know, I know. It's Tuesday and I still haven't said a word about Kelly Link and Holly Black. They're both here for two whole weeks, though. I'm pacing myself.
Jamming with Joe Haldeman
At the picnic, Hines, Casey, and Steve B. laugh when I tell them, no, really, this beautiful creature next to me is my wife.


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Clarion Interlude: Saugatuck
July 24, 2006

Jen in Saugatuck
Jen on a bench in downtown Saugatuck.

Jen came up for a visit and we celebrated our five year wedding anniversary in Saugatuck and Butler, right near Lake Michigan. We found out too late to go that it's got one of the best freshwater beaches in the States, but we still had fun. Our four-year-old camera broke on the way out there, so we actually replaced it Saturday, which means I'm more likely to be able to take photos that will look okay at better-than-web resolutions. (more photos, etc. after the jump)

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Clarion Week 4: Misc Photos
July 23, 2006

Joe Haldeman at Archives


One final photo dump to close out last week. Enjoy or ignore.

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Clarion Week 4: Jamming with Joe Haldeman
July 21, 2006

Jamming with Joe Haldeman
Joe and Gay Haldeman wanted to get their photo taken with my guitar.

Tonight was poetry and music night courtesy of Joe and Gay Haldeman. Tough that it came on a night with five stories to critique, a few of them pretty long, but it was a good stress reliever (or exacerbator, depending on how difficult it was to squeeze in writing a poem this week). And I got to jam with Joe, so I'm a happy man. (more after the jump)

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Clarion Week 4: My Contribution to Hell Week
July 20, 2006

Clarion 2006 Class
These are the people whose trust I just betrayed with my story: Clarion 2006. Click to enlarge


My fourth Clarion story will be critiqued in the circle tomorrow and I just got a chance to see it on paper vs the computer screen. How can anyone miss this many typos just from not printing it out before submitting it?

Sorry, all.


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Clarion Week 4: My Fourth Clarion Story & The Clarion Tree
July 20, 2006

Finished my fourth story (about 5,000 words) yesterday morning. I'm not at all happy with it, but I'm finding there's enough in my hastily-put-together Clarion fiction that my fellow students are able to teach me things by critiquing it, even if the stories themselves are undercooked. And the parts that are there I'm unsure enough about that I'd like to see if they're working at all. I'm uncomfortable writing this much sex-related stuff, too much teenage angst, and this unlikeable protagonist, but maybe that's all going to add some interesting tension to the piece. We're here to try new things, right?

Felice Kuan and Shveta Thakrar Felice Kuan and Shveta Thakrar

Jen will be here tomorrow. We'll celebrate our five year anniversary this weekend. I'm really missing her and the kittens. I'm surprised at how much I miss my kittens.

Tonight's a poetry slam/party thing. Joe and Gay Haldeman randomly served us a topic and poetry form on Sunday and we'll read the poems tonight. I got cloning for topic and a limerick series for form. I usually hate limericks because they're so easy and unpublishable, but this morning after feeling so drained I was glad it wasn't something that required more thought.

Gay says Joe brought his guitar as well, a Martin Backpacker, which I think is the nylon string version just like mine. I hope we'll have time to jam tonight, but I know we've got at least five stories to critique and at least two of them are in the 9,000+ word range.

Felice Kuan and Shveta Thakrar at the Clarion Tree


Too fried to come up with a story for the tree-hugging pics of classmates Felice Kuan and Shveta Thakrar. But they turned out well, and it'll beef up another short post. Click for a larger version of this last photo.


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Clarion Week 4: Tobias Buckell Visit
July 19, 2006

Nancy Kress
Nancy Kress, (Clarion Director) Liz Zernechel, and Tobias Buckell at the local Outback Steakhouse.


Author and Clarion alumn Tobias S. Buckell came to visit Clarion this weekend. We workshopped in the Cleveland-based Cajun Sushi Hamsters critique group together, and I haven't seen him in about six years. His visit overlapped our last few days of Nancy Kress. A handful of photos after the jump.

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Clarion Week 3: Chess with Kress REMATCH!
July 16, 2006

Chess with Kress

After Tuesday's chess game with Beggars in Spain author Nancy Kress, she requested, nay, demanded a rematch. After some delays that neither of us will admit were due to cowardice, we finally met again in Owen Hall to settle some scores. (more after the jump)

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Clarion Week 3: Chess with Kress
July 12, 2006

Nancy Kress
Nancy Kress signs at Archive Books. Clarionites Steve G., Michael, Brad, and Jemma wait in line. Brad's the only one not obscured.

This week's author-in-residence Nancy Kress is a chess nut (as opposed to a chestnut), and she expressed interest in playing a game yesterday. I was the only volunteer. We were pretty evenly matched. I think she's a recent learner and it's been years since I played. I'd forgotten how fun it was.

Nancy Kress
Kress explains how she let me win.
Nancy Kress
Clarion Coordinator Mary Sheridan introduces Kress.

Tonight she gave a reading of her new story "Endgame" (sold to Asimov's, but not yet scheduled) at the Archives Book Store in East Lansing. In her introduction she explained the story's genesis as a byproduct of learning the game of chess. She said she wasn't very good "as Alex can tell you" because I (barely) beat her in our first game yesterday.

Nancy Kress
Jemma pets Moe, the Archives book store cat.
Nancy Kress
Nye is clearly Moe's favorite Clarionite.

Nancy and I have a rematch tomorrow. In lieu of my fourth story, I should work on my to-be-famous last words tonight.
Nancy Kress Audience
Clarionites Vince, Will A., Aimiee, and Shveta wait for the reading to begin. Aimee practices her Must-Look-Like-I'm-Paying-Attention face.


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Clarion Week 2: The Cyclotron
July 8, 2006

Michael Swanwick Cyclotron Yesterday a bunch of us (including our author-of-the-week Michael Swanwick) got a tour of MSU's Cyclotron. Our fearless director Liz talked about it in her LJ a bit, and I'll let Wikipedia explain the rest. It was Friday afternoon and my brain was fried after a six hour critique session, but it was still interestering, what little I was able to absorb. And I took my camera out for the first time at Clarion.

Complete pictures.

I also posted lower-res versions to Flickr, but I'm new to this service and it didn't turn out as well as I would have liked. And Steve G. posted more pics as well.


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Otherwise Pandemonium Screening at Duke
April 28, 2006

Extremely short notice, but I recently got word that a cut of a Otherwise Pandemonium, based on a Nick Hornby short story, will be screened on Duke's campus in Durham around 5:30 today. I may not know where exactly until I actually get there, but I'm posting this more to brag than to encourage anyone else to come. (more after the jump.)

Otherwise Pandemonium

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Loki - Glamour Shots with a Camera Phone
April 15, 2006

Finally done with a huge pile of work. So what's something meaningless I can do without getting up from the computer?

My Treo has a camera and these are the best shots I've taken in the five months since I got it. The only reason they don't look even worse is thanks to Photoshop's color correction abilities (and the low, low resolution threshold required for the web).

So these pictures of Loki (taken as rapidfire as the Treo allows) are either disgusting or adorable. I love my baby, but I'm leaning toward the former.

Loki the Kitten

Loki the Kitten

Loki the Kitten

Loki the Kitten


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First Catmas
January 29, 2006

Loki and Thor at Christmas 2005
Many more photos here


They were four months old over Christmas. Since the boarding places were all filled up even before we decided to adopt them, that means we got to spend Christmas as a family. Two nine hour car rides and adjusting to a new place.

Loki and Thor at Christmas 2005

Loki and Thor at Christmas 2005

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The Sag
December 29, 2005

The Sag

So Carrboro writer and actor Jeremy Pinkham wrote a short film about a guy driving sag for his wife's first century (100 mile) bike ride. I had the honor of helping him rewrite it/polish it up, and then playing the main part. We shot it at the end of November under the direction of Steve Milligan. Word on the street is that I'm the editor.

The Sag

As an actor, I worked with Jeremy on Balloon Animals, which Jeremy performed in and helped write, and which Steve Milligan shot.

The Sag

As a writer, I worked with Steve on the script for Intermission, for which Steve ended up casting Jeremy in a small part.