Music - Narration - Nonfiction - Software Music "Love Theme from Pinocchio is Punching You" Pinocchio is Punching You is a coming-of-age novelette, currently a semifinalist in the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award/ABNA. I do have plans for a music video, but no promises unless/until the story finds a publisher. Read either: the first ten or so pages or my journal entries on the subject MP3 alexwilson_pinocchiolovetheme.mp3 Ogg Vorbis: alexwilson_pinocchiolovetheme.ogg AAC: alexwilson_pinocchiolovetheme.m4a Share it! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial License. "Untitled Pretention Pontificated by a Passive Voice" Every journey needs a theme song. This is the one for my "Clarion My Wayward Son" podcast, with more than enough literary jokes to get a prospective student through the six week Clarion workshop. Was also included in a 2006 podcast episode of Mur Lafferty's "I Should Be Writing" while I was at Clarion. alexwilson_untitledpretention.mp3 Share it! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial License. Strange Horizons has an even more comprehensive list of tropes writers might avoid. "Hutt Seeks Slave (Wear My Chain)" A Star Wars parody-song, exploring the heart and soul (or lack of) of Jabba the Hutt. Slugs have feelings too. Originally a part of the old Star Wars fanboy page "The Emperor's New Clothes." Written and recorded in 1998, when we were wee undergrands, and before the prequels came out, creating continuity-inconsistencies with this song. "Hey Jane" A humor song about Tarzan and his jungle love written by Alex Wilson. Performed by Alexander Wilson (vocals, acoustic guitar) and Sean Larson (electric guitar and the crazy drums). Recorded and produced by Sean Larson. Here. "Crack" A humor song written November 1998. Performed by Alex Wilson and Marc Mellion. This song won some cash as the 2nd place performance at the AU Talent Show that year. Download and listen to the song to find out why it didn't win first. "The Ballad of Old Captain Bob" A skit/song about the most notorious, smelly Outer Banks pirate of all time. Performed by Barry Groman, Alex Wilson, Bart Nawotniak, and Eric Underwood. Recorded and produced by Chris Nahumck. Free MP3 download and CCL here Narration Spoken Alexandria (Telltale) Free highlights from Alex's narration work at Telltale Weekly/The Spoken Alexandria Project include: Most of My Friends Are Two Thirds Water by Kelly Link Men and Depression from the National Institute of Mental Health Bulfinch's Mythology: The Age of Fable (in progress) Getting Past Being Joe Blow Neopro by Tobias S Buckell. Social Phobia from the National Institute of Mental Health Inexpensive Highlights include: Dubliners: The Boarding House by James Joyce A Song Before Sunset by David Rowland Grigg The Ransom of Red Chief by O Henry Mark Twain Lies! and Extracts from Adam's Diary by Mark Twain The First Few Books of Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman Civil Disobedience by Henry David Thoreau The Edgar Allan Poe Collection. Night Shade Books Alex narrates the first three chapters (free MP3 downloads) of Nathalie Mallet's novel The Princes of the Golden Cage for Night Shade Books. Escape Pod Alex has narrated two stories for the science fiction podcast Escape Pod: Down Memory Lane by Mike Resnick (Asimov's) Robots and Falling Hearts by Tim Pratt and Greg van Eekhout (Realms of Fantasy) Nonfiction "How to Clean Your NES and Games" One of the ways I made money in college was buying "broken" Nintendo systems, cleaning them up, and selling them at a small profit. here's how I did it, written up somewhere around 1998-99. It doesn't take any knowhow of consumer electronics. It just takes getting rid of all the dust. "The Journal" Guess they call it a "blog" now, but that's such a blog-ugly word. It just sticks in your throat like a blog up your blog, you know? But... I've been doing this thing since November 1998: an online journal, which has evolved over the years from a pseudo-writing-log to essays and reflections on creative life to whatever it is now. Software "AWS Guitar Tuner" So I don't really develop software anymore, but people still seem to like ye old guitar tuner: Downloadable version and online version. Offered "as is" with no support, sorry. "Asteroid Dodgeball" A simple Asteroids clone/learning project done in Macromedia Flash. For online play and Mac/Windows download.

Alex Wilson writes fiction and comics in Carrboro, NC. His work has appeared/will appear in Asimov's Science Fiction, The Rambler, Weird Tales, The Florida Review, Shimmer, ChiZine, FutureQuake, Pif, and Dragon. Locus Magazine has called him a "promising new writer," and Publishers Weekly also has nice things to say. Alex runs the audiobook project/podcast Telltale Weekly and the writer wiki Guidevines. He publishes the minicomic/zine Inconsequential Art. He is a 2006 Clarion graduate. This is an announcements-only list for Alex Wilson and his projects, with the occasional exclusive/freebie. Monthly at most, quarterly at least. Via Yahoo Groups Latest Blogs "In Which William S Burroughs Calls Me a Pussy" "2008 Submission Log Weeks 13-17" "LEGO: Steam Dart" Latest Audiobooks The Star New Testament: Philippians Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Six Napoleons Search this site: Technorati Profile

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